Tarot card reader- a satirical poem
When-
neither Astrology
nor Numerology
seemed to work,
and dark clouds above us continued to lurk,
we turned to palmistry,
to solve the mystery
why our lives had turned.
And our dreams had burned.
When-
a study of the palm
had not provided a balm,
and change in our names (was pretty cool)
did not the stars fool,
we turned to the turbaned man on the street.
The one with grimy hands, dirty feet.
On his shoulder sat a talking parrot
that could tell the future with the tarot.
When-
on the mat, the seventy-eight cards were laid-
"Rs. 100 per question must be paid,"
His teeth stained red, his voice coarse and
gruff.
A folded note on his palms we placed, his
nails black with snuff
And asked, "What will our future
be?"
He replied, "Raju here will pick the card
and we will see."
His moustache he twirled and exclaimed, "
Oh! Five of Wands! Not good, not good,"
One more hundred in his hand we placed and stood
He repeated, "Ah! Page of Cups, better, better but still not good."
When-
the tenth hundred, from us had
gone,
"Two of Cups" was
finally drawn.
Ha Ha, he roared, " Go
home, go home. Hurry! Hurry!"
"Your future I see money,
too much money. Nothing at all to worry!"
With a click of the tongue, Raju
lurched.
And back on his cage, went back
and perched.
Our crinkled brows... smoothed
and straightened,
Parrot and Tarot, our future had
brightened!
New World Order
Listen Ye...Listen All,
There's a new world order...here
Narcissism it's called
And its open to one and all...
It's tentacles spread all over
Its followers are legion
Young, old and those in power
Narcissism deemed the new
religion
The body, a temple
Self- adulation, a prayer
Love thyself, boast and brag
Selfies, a sweet prasad
That must with all the world be shared.
Not enough to be beautiful; not
enough to self-admire
Likes and follows, a matter of
life,
Or face death like Narcissus in
a quagmire
Beauty is eternal, all
Narcissists believe
Ageing, a thing of the past
Botox, Implants, plastic
surgeries
Beauty must be made to last
Allegiance to self, a basic
requisite
Not enough knowing that you are
exquisite.
Proclaim to the world and shout
Learn to smile, learn to pout
Narcissism, now every man's
faith
Narcissus is now anointed a
Saint,
His curses absolved, a flower in
his name,
And you're a misfit, if a
Narcissist, you 'aint!
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