Friday, 19 December 2025

One Long Poem by Noah Berlatsky

 






Does Man Love Art?

 

"a golden shovel on Gwendolyn Brooks' 'The Chicago Picasso'"

 

Art is not a thing that does. 

It just sits there, man, 

being the fucking thing that cannot love 

man, nor art 

nor the great burst of begonias from the snoot of man 

leaping upon the great white whale that visits 

everything in sequence except art 

and the bit of art behind, that is the but 

making excuses for the fish that squirms 

 

beneath the baffling underwear of art. 

If I had an eye like that, Picassos, it would hurt 

from every little perspective, stabbing the art 

-s in your Potemkins glottals with its urges; 

shellacking the village in your last voyages— 

 

and 

picking up there like the incontinent donkey with its it 

spread upon the universe of is 

like a Pollack declaiming the easier 

semen scuttling from the chimpanzees to 

be easier than rats deserting a sinking Tiresias. Just stay 

on the right myth of gender creating at 

the midwife’s behest. Thrusting Hansel home 

 

into Gretel’s oven. That’s the mystery of the 

the. The great blots that mean so nice 

at quaffing beer  

gardens festooned with fig leaves and the ready 

 

spasms of existence for the thing itself in 

the commonrooms 

 

of dirigibles. Inflate we 

with the orange soda belch 

that we all love, or 

have met for a tryst in the dry red wheelbarrow of deicideI’m really just one sniff 

from the grave where they buried my lonesome chicken with a thousand young, the lights or 

memories you’ve just got to scratch 

 

with one long fingernail cultivated for that purpose.  Its curls are 

a deadly maze with a centaur cruising raw 

 

for bullish appreciation, the value in the genital and/but 

appreciative reverse engineering, the child a bloated we 

on the elbow of Rodin. I think popping it must 

think and therefore spittoons of pus cook 

the breakfast of the gospels that is ourselves 

protesting the still life that is and 

won’t stop like the duck flock stapled to the style 

of the lake. Are we not really prepared to protest ourselves 

for the belly of the algorithm, where all we are for 

is asking Google to make some art? 

To make some art that’s who? 

 

The picture of the water buffalo is 

aging like a  

Dorian Gray on your to-do list that is gazing also into you. Requiring 

a 1000-word essay on the water buffalo courtesan 

 

reclining like Olympia. Or the warthog. We 

squirm 

 

within the ugliness of dancing about Archimedes. We 

have the lever of prose to get to the heart of what the warthogs do 

when they displace water, which is what we like to see in paintings, not 

the politics of racial exclusion. I think from one perspective what Picasso needs is a hug 

there in the 

study with the candlestick. It was Professor Lisa, Mona 

Plum dyeing each death purple, like Grape Ape charmed by the horn of Simpson, Lisa. 

 

There is only so much referential hugeness we 

 

will tolerate. There may 

be a hugeness to the touch 

of Tiny Tim upon the ukulele of the Bezos moonshot Katy. Or 

maybe appealing nonsense is just not a thing to tolerate 

 

on your bean burger. More seriousness echoes in an 

emeritus than has been found in your finger-painting of astounding 

Spider-Man lunch boxes. You open one and out pops Mayor Daley with a fountain 

of Picassos and police torture. That’s a new album. Be a warrior, or 

watch The Terminator. Laura Mulvey says it is a 

sameness looking in each other as you trot like a horse-and-rider 

 

watching a rider-and-horse trot into a ditch that looks like Jimmy Stewart at 

a HUAC snitchfest. The rider side-eyes the horse, the horse side-eyes the most 

rigorous technique and joins another 

punk band fronted by AI Greil Marcus wearing the bollocks of a poet’s ear for prose. The lion 

 

in lederhosenThat’s really not something you want to observe 

even if you’re Flemish. The white ribbon on the lumpen Chuckie Cheese head of the 

smoldering gallery bad boy—look out look out look out! You’re a tall 

drink of tragedy out there smoldering on Norman Rockwell’s high cold 

modernism. Things waiting for the approval of 

other things, but these ones with a 

 

keyboard and cultural validation rising from the depths. Godzilla, you are a flower 

that looks nothing like a flower. That is the art which 

consumes Mega-Tokyo in the gentle digestion of difficult work in the humanities. Is 

Kant getting his single hair done for beauty? The moral imperative is as 

determined as the Hardy Boys, and as beautiful, but they are less innocent 

since there are two of them, staring in two mirrors, at the heady proliferation of and, 

the one mystery that cannot be solved with beefsteak or moral improvement as 

the CIA drifts in on febrile clouds of traveling ideologies. Guilty 

 

feelings do not clutch the ass of rhythm as 

the glad personal quality of Beatles clutch the meaningful. 

What I’m trying to say is that the popular sounds challenge and 

sooth like Webern snorting the MAGA flag quietly in the corner. As 

if the container ships never left the sparkling imagination of any 

 

large quadruped, fragrant with the methane of the real. And other 

-where, civic honor dressed up like a cockroach dreaming it was a flower 

-ing of meritocratic customs officials. Don’t bring in  

those non-sequitursDon’t microdose your dada with the 

charm of the bourgeoisie. Instead, just quickdraw that western 

six-shooter with all the greatest MacArthur grantsEvery genius up standing in the outfield.










Noah Berlatsky (he/him) is a freelance writer in Chicago. His full-length collections are Not Akhmatova (Ben Yehuda Press, 2024), Gnarly Thumbs (Anxiety Press, 2025), Meaning Is Embarrassing (Ranger, 2025) and Brevity (Nun Prophet, 2025).



 

 

 

 

 

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